dead serious, have any of you fucked a dog or had your dog fuck you? if so, why? like this is an honest question. I really want to know if it’s differently pleasurable, a fetish, or just what is the reasoning behind it?


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childservices:

me

heart:

you know the world is going to end when you’re about to sneeze and you have food in your mouth

(via fuck-my-socks-dont-match)


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terriblenice:

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swingtheserenade:

you know since “fuck” and other swears have become such a regular part of my vocabulary they’ve begun to lose impact

so instead I’ve come to realize I’m using non swear words like “heck” for some sort of twisted ironic emphasis 

I have come full circle

(Source: blaqkbat, via blog-eat-sleep)


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deucebowl:

she reaches down seductively. I guide her hand to my zipper. she unzips my fanny pack by mistake. raviolis spill out everywhere

(via andrewquo)


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the beginning of the night vs the end of the night. 😂👍 #sofun #damngoodnight #greatfriends #suckandblow
five years later….dear lord, the difference! 😂😭 #transformationtuesday #welookedliketomboys #weirdos #loveher #summer2009 #october2014 #thankspuberty

invisiblechickens:

twigfingers:

bornforthismiserybusiness:

profoak:

how does porn make money if i can literally just search free porn

How do musicians make money when you can literally just download free music?

Musicians make a lot of money from touring

when’s the last time you went to a live porn concert

yesterday with ur mom

I was honestly expecting a better comeback. like c’mon, this is tumblr. where’s the creativity?

(via ariabanana)


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Gossip Girl Items: http://bit.ly/QAPIpL
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